TV Article Hey 'Lost' fans: What nickname would Sawyer give you? By Michael Slezak Michael Slezak Michael Slezak is a senior writer for EW. EW's editorial guidelines Published on February 8, 2008 09:43PM EST So I just checked out “Sawyer’s Nickname Generator” on the Lost website at ABC.com (thanks, TV Tattle, for the heads up), and apparently, the island’s resident con arist/wiseguy has dubbed me… Mondrian? Mondrian? Seriously? What is Sawyer trying to tell me? That I’m a colorful square? Actually, come to think of it, he’s kind of right! So, PopWatchers, what’s your Sawyer-generated nickname? And is it in any way accurate? Holla! addCredit(“Lost: Mario Perez”)