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BalSac the Jaws of Death

Hailing from Planet Ennui and weighing in at 12 tons in full battle armor (98 pounds in a towel) comes BalSac the Jaws of Death, Scumdog of the Universe and rhythm guitar player for your lords and masters, GWAR. All the moves and logic and whatnot are done, plus four appearances: BalSac, BalSac's human slave Michael Derks trying on his master's clothes, X-Cop Lt. Louie Scrapinetti, and Mike Derks with the Dave Brockie Experience. Theme music filename is BalSac.mp3. (I used "Mary Anne" by GWAR, since that's the one he sings on)