The child catcher from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gave me nightmares as a child. He could smell kids hiding and .

Mar 8, 2018
2:30:19pm

Cougar-Duck I know nothing

he used a net on a long pole to catch small children. Aaaaahhh!!

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if you could get 1 million dollars for every toddler (that you didn't

riboflavin

3/8/18 2:21pm

HansMoleman

3/8/18 2:22pm

RE: if you could get 1 million dollars for every toddler (that you didn't

Deleted

3/8/18 2:23pm

im thinking like 2-4. there are a lot of bad parents in my neighborhood.

riboflavin

3/8/18 2:24pm

Oh, you're talking about free range toddlers?

Indy Coug

3/8/18 2:26pm

anyway you can trap or lure them, i guess. just gotta he present

riboflavin

3/8/18 2:27pm

toddlers you don't know.

smokymountainrain

3/8/18 2:28pm

Free range and non GMO toddlers with no high fructose corn syrup

The Farm

3/8/18 3:37pm

I hear ice cream truck drivers get them by the thousands. I'd try that route 1st

Fatalplacebo

3/8/18 2:26pm

Easy. All you have to do is go up to them and bribe them with candy.

cougaman

3/8/18 2:27pm

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Buffalo

3/8/18 2:28pm

so you'd literally be willing to kidnap them for 12 hours?

smokymountainrain

3/8/18 2:28pm

It's 1 million dollars!

Deleted

3/8/18 2:30pm

just don't think i could do it for any amount. i'd have to somehow

smokymountainrain

3/8/18 2:33pm

I think you're looking at this all wrong.

Eddie

3/8/18 2:56pm

i did read it wrong. i thought you had to keep them there for 12 hours.

smokymountainrain

3/8/18 3:00pm

I kind of missed part of it too, I think.

Eddie

3/8/18 3:05pm

bad writing on my part.

riboflavin

3/8/18 3:14pm

Or 37 million in HansMoleman's case

supertux

3/8/18 2:36pm

You'll want one of these.

El Careeb

3/8/18 2:39pm

I'd go for something like this

cougaman

3/8/18 2:54pm

My daughter says the dream car she wants "Is a kidnapping van. I mean a van."

YSMACK

3/8/18 3:10pm

The child catcher from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gave me nightmares as a child. He could smell kids hiding and .

Cougar-Duck

3/8/18 2:30pm

I don't have a basement.

Sea Chicken

3/8/18 2:34pm

There's probably already a couple of balls in there they can play with

Indy Coug

3/8/18 2:35pm

RE: I don't have a basement.

Carnac

3/8/18 3:05pm

This is a fantastic question. Do I have written proof of the deal? If so, am I

Jay Rick

3/8/18 2:35pm

I could do more than 10 if we are allowed to tell parents the whole story. I could get

CDV

3/8/18 2:38pm

You only have 12 hours to round them up though. With unlimited time, yeah, but

Jay Rick

3/8/18 3:32pm

This has to be a reverse

kolob32

3/8/18 2:42pm

There are related threads, but they are not visible to you.

SandYFan

3/8/18 2:43pm

I’d give you my toddler for 500k. 750k if you return him later.

Caboom

3/8/18 2:42pm

A lot. A lot of toddlers.

Dillinger

3/8/18 3:23pm

this question makes me feel bad inside. Mad dark

Mayor of Cougartown

3/8/18 3:26pm

Zero - no basement

hydrocoug

3/8/18 3:37pm

lol. you can't ever get rich.

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