The Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas Show

-♪ Everybody loves somebody sometime ♪ [ Cheering and applause ] Yeah!

[ Renewed cheering and applause ] [ Crashing, laughter ] -Oh, don't be nervous, folks.

Dean is fine, he just fell in the wine cellar, that's all.

[ Laughter ] -"The Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas Show," starring... Dean Martin... ♪♪ Frank Sinatra... Nancy Sinatra... Frank Sinatra Junior... Tina Sinatra... Claudia Martin... Craig Martin... Dean Martin Junior... Deana Martin... Gail Martin... Gina Martin... Ricci Martin... Mrs. Dean Martin.

[ Applause ] ♪♪ -♪ It's a marshmallow world in the winter ♪ ♪ When the snow comes to cover the ground ♪ ♪ Well, it's time for play, it's a whipped cream day ♪ ♪ I wait for it the whole year round ♪ ♪ Those are marshmallow clouds being friendly ♪ ♪ In the arms of the evergreen trees ♪ -His socks fell down.

♪ And the sun is red, like a pumpkin head ♪ ♪ It's shining so your nose won't freeze ♪ ♪ All the world is your snowball, see how it grows ♪ ♪ That's how it goes whenever it snows ♪ -♪ The world is your snowball just for a song ♪ ♪ So get out and a-push it along ♪ ♪ Yeah, it's a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts ♪ ♪ You take a walk with your favorite girl ♪ ♪ It's a sugar date, what if spring is late ♪ ♪ In winter it's a marshmallow world ♪ -♪ It's a marshmallow world in the winter ♪ ♪ When the snow comes to cover the ground ♪ -♪ Well, it's time for play ♪ -♪ It's a whipped cream day ♪ ♪ I wait for it the whole year round ♪ -♪ Those are marshmallow clouds being friendly ♪ ♪ In the arms of the evergreen trees ♪ -♪ And the sun is red, like this pumpkin head ♪ -♪ It's shining so your nose won't freeze ♪ ♪ Aw, the world is your snowball, see how it "gwows" ♪ -♪ That's how it goes whenever it snows ♪ -♪ The world is your snowball just for a song ♪ ♪ Get out and roll it along ♪ ♪ It's a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts ♪ ♪ Take a walk with your favorite girl ♪ ♪ It's a sugar date, what if spring is late ♪ ♪ In winter it's a marshmallow world ♪ ♪ Marshmallow, marshmallow, marshmallow ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Well, Frank, I wanna tell you, it's real nice having you with us for the holidays.

-I couldn't think of any better place to be.

-Oh, hey, how about an eggnog, huh?

-Well, I take it -- -Yeah.

Come on.

Let's have a little -- Hey!

-That's been here all the time.

-Yeah, just -- -Goodness gracious me.

-There, huh?

-Listen, oh, not too much.

Because I don't want to get -- I don't want to drive home and get picked up for, uh, driving with to too much cinnamon, you know?

Influence of cinnamon.

-That's terrible.

A thing like that, you know.

-Mm-mm-mm!

-Oh, what is it?

-I got an idea.

-Yeah?

-Now, Christmas Eve, when we're all over at your house, at midnight, you go up on the roof and you climb down the chimney and come in through the fireplace and surprise everybody.

-What's the surprise?

I do that every night!

Right now -- -Right now?

-I'd like all you -- -I'd like all you -- -To meet a girl that I love... -Meet a girl that I love.

-And there's an echo in here.

Lady and gentleman -- -Ladies and gentlemen -- -My wonderful daughter -- -My wonderful daughter -- -Gail.

-Nancy.

-Miss Nancy Sinatra and Miss Gail martin.

-And here they are the.

-♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Ding-dong ♪ ♪ Everyone's singing, the bells are all ringing ♪ ♪ Their ding-dong ♪ ♪ We know when they chime, the very best time of the year ♪ ♪ Is here ♪ ♪ It's a most unusual day ♪ ♪ Feel like throwing my worries away ♪ ♪ As an old native-born Californian would say ♪ ♪ It's a most unusual day ♪ -♪ It's a most unusual sky ♪ ♪ Not a sign of a cloud passing by ♪ ♪ And if I want to sing, throw my heart in the ring ♪ ♪ It's a most unusual day ♪ ♪ There are people meeting people ♪ ♪ There is sunshine everywhere ♪ ♪ There are people greeting people ♪ ♪ And a feeling of joy in the air ♪ -♪ It's a most unusual time ♪ -♪ I keep feeling my temperature climb ♪ ♪ If my heart won't behave in the usual way ♪ ♪ Well, there's only one thing to say ♪ ♪ It's a most unusual, most unusual ♪ ♪ Most unusual day ♪ ♪ Ding-dong ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Ding-dong ♪ ♪ People meeting people ♪ ♪ There is sunshine everywhere ♪ ♪ There are people greeting people ♪ ♪ The the tingle, a jingle, a feeling of joy in the air ♪ ♪ It's a most unusual time ♪ ♪ I keep feeling my temperature climb ♪ ♪ If my heart won't behave in the usual way ♪ ♪ Well, it's Christmas, and there's only one thing to say ♪ -♪ It's a most unusual day ♪ ♪♪ ♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪ ♪ You better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ ♪♪ ♪ He's making a list, checking it twice ♪ ♪ Gonna find out who's naughty and nice ♪ ♪ Santa Clause is coming to town ♪ ♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪ ♪ He knows when you're awake ♪ ♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪ ♪ So be good, for goodness' sake ♪ ♪ With little tin horns, little toy drums ♪ ♪ Rooty-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums ♪ ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ [ Tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Fancy footwork goin' down the chimneys ♪ -Ho, ho, ho, ho!

-♪ Fancy free and flyin' through the snow ♪ -Ho, ho, ho, ho!

-♪ Children's stockings hanging by the chimney ♪ ♪ Little faces waiting all aglow ♪ ♪ These boots were made for Santa ♪ ♪ You got your Santa shoes ♪ ♪ You better get your sleigh ♪ ♪ Because there ain't no time to lose ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Those boots were made for movin' ♪ ♪ So, go on, get on down ♪ ♪ 'Cause Christmas Eve, those boots are gonna ♪ ♪ Walk all over town ♪ ♪♪ ♪ The kids in girl and boy land ♪ ♪ Will have a jubilee ♪ ♪ They're going to build a toy land town ♪ ♪ All around the Christmas tree ♪ ♪ So you better watch out, you better not cry ♪ ♪ You better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ ♪ To town ♪ ♪ We wish the merriest, the merriest ♪ ♪ The merriest, yeah, the merriest ♪ ♪ We wish you the merriest, the merriest ♪ ♪ The merriest yule cheer ♪ ♪ We wish you the happiest, the happiest ♪ ♪ Yeah, the happiest, oh, the happiest ♪ ♪ We wish you the happiest, the happiest ♪ ♪ The happiest new year ♪ -♪ Mansions, I can wish you ♪ ♪ Seven footmen, all in red ♪ ♪ And fortune smiling all along the way ♪ -♪ But more, I cannot wish you ♪ ♪ Than to wish you all my love ♪ ♪ My own true love this day ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Music I can wish you ♪ ♪ Merry music while you're young ♪ -♪ And wisdom when your hair's turned to gray ♪ ♪♪ ♪ But more I cannot wish you ♪ ♪ Than to wish all my love ♪ ♪ My own true love this Christmas day ♪ ♪♪ ♪ We wish you the happiest, the happiest ♪ ♪ Yeah, happiest, yeah, the happiest ♪ ♪ We wish you the merriest, the merriest ♪ ♪ Merriest yule cheer ♪ -♪ And the happiest ♪ -♪ The friendliest ♪ -♪ The cheeriest ♪ -♪ The merriest ♪ -♪ New Year ♪ ♪ New Year ♪ [ Applause ] ♪♪ -Hey, Frank, you know, these things are so realistic, it's like driving my own car.

-Yeah -- no hands.

Are you sure you got these for little Ricci?

-Well, we'll have to test it, don't we?

I don't want my kid to be disappointed Christmas morning.

-You know, I used to get this kind of stuff for Frankie Junior when he was little, but, boy, he's growing up.

He's all grown out of it now.

-Yeah, same with Dean Junior.

Now he wants a real one... with a girl in it.

[ Laughter ] -Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Sinatra Junior and Dean Martin Junior.

[ Cheering and applause ] -Pretty clever; pretty, pretty clever.

Let me ask you something, are you sure you bought this for your father?

-Well, I had to!

He bought one for Ricci, but Ricci will never get his hands on it unless I get one for Dad.

-It's funny, I'm just thinking you'd figure somebody that age would want a real one of these.

-With a girl in it.

-Yeah.

-Boy, they sure grow up fast, don't they?

But it's quite a thing, being somebody's old man.

-Well, you're doing a great job with Frank Junior, and he's a nice kid and he's a good singer too.

-Well, that's because I take the time to tell him what he's doing wrong.

-Same with me and Dean Junior.

I'm even taking guitar lessons, so I'll understand him better.

-You know, Dean, I'm just wondering, tell me about your father, does he give you pointers on how to walk and what to wear and how to sing and all that stuff, you know?

-He sure does.

How about yours?

-Oh, and when he does, you better listen, you know, because he's been around a long time.

-A real long time.

-I suppose we'd better humor the old folks, you know?

But just between the two of us, tell me something.

-Lay it on me, huh?

-♪ How do you talk to your dad?

♪ -♪ I just listen, I just listen ♪ -♪ I just listen to what he has to say ♪ -♪ A-listenin', listenin', listenin' -- how do you talk ♪ ♪ To your dad ♪ -♪ I just stand there, hat in hand there ♪ ♪ And I listen while he talks away ♪ ♪ Every little while ♪ ♪ I smile ♪ -♪ 'Cept for now and then ♪ ♪ When I smile again ♪ -♪ Then he thinks you're charming ♪ ♪ How do you talk to your dad ♪ -♪ I just listen ♪ -♪ and I listen ♪ ♪ But then some day I'll have a wife ♪ ♪ And our kids will listen and listen ♪ ♪ The rest of my life, my natural life ♪ ♪ How do you talk ♪ -♪ How do you talk ♪ -♪ To your dad ♪ -♪ To your kid ♪ -♪ You just listen ♪ -♪ They won't listen ♪ -♪ You just listen ♪ -♪ They won't listen ♪ -♪ You just listen to what is on their mind ♪ ♪♪ ♪ You listen and listen and listen and ♪ ♪ How do you speak ♪ -♪ How do you speak ♪ -♪ To your dad ♪ ♪ To your kid ♪ -♪ You say little ♪ -♪ They say little ♪ -♪ Your thumbs twiddle ♪ -♪ Their thumbs twiddle ♪ -♪ And you listen while they talk their line ♪ ♪ If you think it's odd ♪ -♪ If they think it's odd ♪ -♪ You nod ♪ -♪ They nod ♪ -♪ Not to be a bore ♪ -♪ If they're being bored ♪ -♪ You just nod once more ♪ -♪ Once more?

♪ -♪ Then they know you're brilliant ♪ ♪ How do you talk ♪ -♪ How do you talk ♪ -♪ To your dad ♪ ♪ To your kid ♪ -♪ You just listen ♪ -♪ They won't listen ♪ -♪ You just listen ♪ -♪ They won't listen ♪ -♪ And it's almost like husband and wife ♪ ♪ And you listen and listen and listen ♪ ♪ The rest of your -- listen, and listen ♪ ♪ Listen, the rest of your ♪ ♪ Listen, and listen, and listen ♪ ♪ The rest of your life ♪ ♪♪ [ Applause ] -Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Deana.

-Oh, there's Deana.

[ Applause ] -Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Tina.

[ Applause ] -Well, the young ones are here.

-Young ones are here.

-Yeah, what is it?

-Well -- -Hmm?

-Speak up.

[ Cross talk ] -You know the way you're always saying -- -Yes?

-It's not the gift that counts?

-I say that, it's the thought.

-It's the thought?

-Yes, what about it.

-Well... Tina and I thought that we would give you an Uncle Frank a present.

We're going to teach you a song.

-Would you like to try it?

-Why not?

I'm a quick study.

I'm a quick study, I'm a quick study.

-Is it gonna take long?

Wait a minute, wait a minute -- -Where do I start?

-I don't know, they're gonna show us.

What is this?

-♪ Let's start at the very beginning ♪ -♪ A very good place to start ♪ -Makes sense, makes sense ♪ -♪ When you read, you begin with A, B, C ♪ -♪ When you sing, you begin with Do-Re-MI ♪ -♪ A-do-re-mi ♪ -♪ Do-re-mi ♪ ♪ The first three notes just happened to be ♪ ♪ Do-re-mi ♪ -♪ Do-re-mi ♪ -♪ Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti ♪ -[ Riffing ] -Not it, no.

-I studied under Wayne Newton, that's how I -- [ Muffled ] -Deana, we've just got to make it easier ♪ -I think you're right.

Listen... ♪ Doe, a deer, a female deer ♪ -♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪ -♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪ -♪ Far, a long, long way to run ♪ -♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ -♪ La, a note to follow Sew ♪ -♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪ -Tea?!

For us?!

-♪ That will bring us back to Do ♪ ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Doe ♪ -♪ A deer, a female deer ♪ -♪ Ray ♪ -♪ A drop of golden sun ♪ -♪ Me ♪ -♪ A name I call myself ♪ -♪ Far ♪ -♪ A long, long way to run ♪ -♪ Sew ♪ -♪ A needle pulling thread ♪ -♪ La ♪ -♪ A note to follow Sew ♪ -♪ Tea ♪ -♪ A drink with jam and bread ♪ ♪ That will bring us back to ♪ -♪ Doe, a deer, a female deer ♪ ♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪ ♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪ ♪ Far, a long, long way to run ♪ -♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪ ♪ La, a note to follow Sew ♪ -Tone it down!

-♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪ ♪ That will bring us back to Doe ♪ ♪ Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do so-do ♪ ♪ That will bring us ♪ ♪ Back to ♪ ♪ Doe ♪ [ Applause ] [ Inaudible over applause ] -Hey!

How do you like that, Frank, huh?

Our own kids teaching us how to sing!

-You know something, I think Tina did pretty good -- -Oh, she did!

-Considering she's beginning, you know.

-Tina was real good.

Which one was she?

[ Laughter ] -The one over here.

-I'm only kidding, Frank, I know my own daughter anywhere, she's the one who calls me "Daddy."

-Ah.

-Yes.

-Seems like yesterday, you know, that we were helping these kids write Santa Claus letters.

-Ain't that something, when the kids write Santa?

Boy, there's nothing in the world like a kid's mind when he wants something from Santa.

-That's true.

-Oh, boy.

-Wait a minute, wait a minute, who's this?

-Oh, they're my mailman.

[ Laughter ] -Oh, well, lay a stamp on me or something, baby.

An air mail special.

-Nah, these girls are really Santa's helpers.

-"Santa's helpers"?!

-Oh, yes.

-Shall we read some of these things here?

-Yeah, they brought us a lot of the letters that the little boys and little girls have written to Santa Claus, you know?

-And you know, like Dean said, ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing in the world like a kid's mind when it's set and he wants something.

Let's read some of this stuff.

You go.

-Okay, all right -- "Dear Santa, Never mind the sled I asked you for.

I just found out we live in Florida."

-Oh, no.

-Disappointing, disappointing.

-"Dear Santa Claus.

My mommy went away yesterday and she said when she comes home, she's going to bring me back a new baby brother for Christmas -- and, Santa, I think that stinks, 'cause I asked for a bike."

[ Laughter ] -I'll get you out of that, I'll get you out -- "Dear Santa Claus, When you come down my chimney.

be sure to bring Dancer and Prancer and Donner and Blitzen and Nixon and Eisenhower and all that --" -Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

[ Laughter ] -Or somebody.

-Wait'll you hear this one here.

-Better be good, it's the last one.

-"Dear Santa Claus, Last year I followed you, and, boy, was I surprised when Mommy didn't scream when you sneaked into her room."

[ Laughter and applause ] -Hey, well, you stick around now.

-You all, hang around for a while.

-'Cause I got a lot more show coming right up after the station break -- -We're gonna break the station.

-Yeah, with Frank and his wonderful family and my own family, so you stay right there and I'll see you in the music room.

-Music Room.

♪♪ -I hurt my tu-tu again... [ Laughter ] ♪♪ ♪ Well, Merry Christmas, Kenneth!

♪ -Same to you.

-It is alright.

Ken loves this time of year -- everywhere he goes, people are getting into the holiday spirit, like today, he was driving down here, and a cop wrote "Merry Christmas" across his speeding ticket.

[ Laughter ] ♪ Leon, Leon -- ♪ No, turn it over.

Turn it over!

♪ Noel, Noel ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] Leon?!

♪♪ ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ ♪ And run over Robert Goulet ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] Huh?

I made that up, I wrote it, I write it last night.

I wrote it.

[ Sighs ] Such gas.

[ Laughter ] All them eggnogs, you know.

Heh, you're laugh, it's gonna be... ♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪ ♪ Better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ ♪ Durward Kirby's comin' to town ♪ Well, I'm gonna sing a song, I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna go to the couch.

Where's the couch?

-It's behind you.

-It's behind me?

Yeah.

Don't point!

It costs money to point.

[ Laughter ] And I know I gotta open this -- I'm afraid to open it.

♪♪ [ Laughter and applause ] Santa Davis Junior!

You look very familiar!

[ Applause ] Sammy Davis Junior!

Well, Sam, waddya say here, pal?

You look very familiar!

-Yeah, do the name Ruby Begonia strike a familiar note?

[ Laughter ] -"Do da name"?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Sammy Davis -- let's hear it for Samuel!

[ Cheering and applause ] Mr. Sammy Davis!

[ Applause ] That's the best surprise I had!

♪♪ Oh... "Do da name Bathsheba Washington strike note?"

That's funny.

You know, I feel very fortunate being able to spend Christmas with my family, so I'd like to dedicate this next song to all our servicemen who can't be home to share Christmas with their families.

However, I hope they'll be home for the next.

♪♪ ♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪ ♪ You can count on me ♪ ♪ Please have snow and mistletoe ♪ ♪ And presents on the tree ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Christmas Eve will find me ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Where the love light gleams ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪ ♪♪ ♪ If only in my dreams ♪ ♪♪ [ Applause ] Thank you.

-Ladies and gentlemen, my dad.

[ Laughter and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ I can't give you anything but love, baby ♪ -♪ That's the only thing I've plenty of, my baby ♪ -♪ You dream a while, you scheme a while ♪ ♪ You're sure to find ♪ ♪ Happiness, and I guess ♪ ♪ All the things you've always pined for ♪ -♪ Gee, I'd like to see you looking swell, baby ♪ -♪ Diamond bracelets Woolworth's ain't gonna sell, baby ♪ -♪ Till that lucky day, you know darn well, baby ♪ ♪ I can't give you anything but love ♪ ♪♪ -♪ You're just too marvelous ♪ ♪ Too marvelous for words ♪ ♪ Like glorious, glamorous ♪ ♪ And that old standby amorous ♪ -♪ It's all too wonderful ♪ ♪ I'll never find the words ♪ ♪ That say enough, tell enough ♪ ♪ I mean they just aren't swell enough ♪ -♪ You're much, much, much, much too much ♪ ♪ And just too very, very ♪ ♪ To ever be ♪ ♪ To ever wind up in that fat dictionary ♪ ♪ And so I'm borrowing ♪ ♪ A love song from the birds ♪ ♪ To tell you that you're marvelous ♪ ♪ Too marvelous for words ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven ♪ ♪ Don't you know, each cloud contains pennies from -- ♪ -What do we need change for, what?

-♪ Find your fortune falling all over town ♪ -♪ Be sure that your umbrella is upside down ♪ -♪ A-trade them for a package of ♪ ♪ Moonshine and flowers ♪ -Moonsh-- ♪ If you want the things you love ♪ ♪ You must have showers ♪ ♪ So when you hear it thunder ♪ ♪ Don't run under a tree ♪ ♪ There'll be pennies from heaven for you and me ♪ ♪♪ -♪ A foggy, foggy day ♪ ♪ In London Town ♪ ♪ Had me low... ♪ I borrowed this from Bobby Darin.

I think he gave me the wrong one.

♪ With much alarm ♪ ♪ The British Museum ♪ ♪ I think it blew its charm ♪ -♪ How long, I wondered ♪ ♪ Could this thing last ♪ ♪ The age of miracles ♪ ♪ It hadn't passed ♪ -♪ Suddenly ♪ -What happened?!

-♪ I saw you right there ♪ -Where?!

Where?!

♪ And through London foggy town ♪ ♪ The sun was shining ♪ ♪ Everywhere ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Embrace me ♪ -♪ My sweet embraceable you ♪ ♪ Embrace me ♪ ♪ My irreplace-- ♪ -♪ Just one look at you ♪ ♪ My heart grows tipsy in me ♪ ♪ You and you alone -- ♪ This is like being on "I Spy," with all the running and running around -- what is this, "The Fugitive" or what?!

-♪ I love all ♪ -♪ You love ♪ -♪ All the many "chams" about you ♪ -"Charms," "charms."

-Chams!

♪ Above all, I want my arms about you ♪ -♪ Don't you be a naughty baby, come to papa ♪ ♪ Come to papa ♪ ♪ My sweet embraceable you ♪ -Once again!

-♪ She gets too hungry for dinner at eight ♪ -♪ She likes theater but never come late ♪ -♪ She doesn't bother -- ♪ Again?!

♪ Anyone she hates ♪ ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ ♪♪ ♪ She doesn't dig dice games with barons and earls ♪ -♪ Won't go to Harlem -- ♪ -Did you hurt yourself?

-♪ With ermine and "poils" ♪ -♪ She won't dish the dirt with the rest of those girls ♪ ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ ♪ She likes the free, fresh, wild, mmm, cuckoo ♪ -What?

-♪ Wind in her hair ♪ -Oh.

-♪ Life without care ♪ ♪ She's broke, but that's "oke" ♪ ♪ Hates California, it's crowded and it's damp ♪ ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪ -Go, baby!

-♪ It seems ♪ -♪ We stood and talked like this before ♪ -♪ Before ♪ -♪ We looked at each other ♪ ♪ The same way then ♪ ♪ Can't remember where or when ♪ ♪ The clothes you're wearing are the clothes that you wore ♪ -♪ The smile you are smiling you were smiling then ♪ ♪ But I can't remember ♪ ♪ Where or when ♪ -♪ World on a string, sitting on a rainbow ♪ ♪ Got this thing around my finger ♪ ♪ What a world, what a life ♪ ♪ I'm in love ♪ ♪ I got -- ♪ [ Laughing ] -♪ I can make the rain go ♪ ♪ Any time I move -- -You might forget if I don't remind you!

-♪ Lucky me ♪ ♪ Can't you see I'm in love ♪ -♪ Life's a wonderful thing ♪ -Really?

-♪ Long as I hold the string ♪ ♪ Be a silly so-and-so ♪ ♪ If I should ever let it go ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Oh, Marie ♪ -♪ Well, Marie ♪ ♪ There's no one just like Marie ♪ ♪♪ -♪ I'm wild about you ♪ ♪ And my heart is so lonely without you ♪ ♪ Oh!

♪ -♪ Oh, hey, Marie ♪ -♪ Oh, hey, Marie ♪ -♪ Aw, Marie ♪ -♪ Throw down the key, Marie ♪ [ Italian ] -♪ All of me ♪ ♪ Why not take all of me?

♪ ♪ Can't you see ♪ -How many more?

-♪ I'm no good without you ♪ -♪ You took the part that once was my heart ♪ ♪ So why not take all of me?

♪ -♪ When you're smiling ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ -♪ When you're smiling ♪ -♪ Oh, babe ♪ -Oh, the whole world, it smiles with you ♪ -♪ When you're laugh-- ♪ ♪ When you're laughin' ♪ ♪ Well, the sun -- ♪ -What does it do?

-Comes shinin' through, that's what!

-♪ But when you're cryin' ♪ ♪ When you're cryin', baby ♪ You bring on the rain!

-Bring it on me!

-♪ So stop your sighing ♪ -♪ Stop your sighing!

♪ -♪ Be happy, be happy again ♪ ♪ Keep on smilin' ♪ ♪ 'Cause when you're smiling, babe ♪ ♪ The whole world smiles ♪ ♪ With you ♪ ♪♪ [ Cheering and applause ] -One more time!

-Get outta here!

[ Applause ] ♪♪ -You know, somebody once said it's too bad that Christmas only comes once a year, and I'm pretty sure everybody feels that way.

It may be a little hectic with shopping and wrapping gifts, but it's all worth it, because this time of the year when old friends and family get together sure gives me a warm feeling to be able to share Christmas with my family and such good friends as Frank and his family.

And that's Frank's daughter, Nancy.

You met her earlier this evening, she's a beauty.

When Frank sings "Nancy With the Laughing Face," that's the pretty face he's singing about.

And that's my oldest son, Craig.

I was -- I was proud of him right from the start, I took one look at him and decided to have six more.

And he's one of the six, my boy, Dean Junior -- he's a good kid.

He just bought himself a new electric guitar with the money he saved by not taking haircuts.

And, oh, that's Frank's daughter, Tina, and two of my daughters, Deana and Gina.

Tina, Deana and Gina.

Most families name their children after relatives.

We use a rhyming dictionary.

Hmm.

Those are my daughters Claudia and Gail, and Frank Junior again.

Now, Frank takes after his old man -- looks like he's starting his own fan club, doesn't it?

Here's a lady I talk about every week.

That's because I love her so much, a wonderful mother and a great wife.

And lucky for me, she's got such a marvelous sense of humor.

My own Jeannie.

Oh, and that's my youngest boy, Ricci.

I'll tell you, now, I'll tell you what they're laughing at -- last night, Jeannie asked Ricci to dry the dishes.

He did it the easy way -- he stuck them in a toaster.

Well, now that you've met everybody, why don't you join us?

Frank, isn't this real nice?

Hmm?

-If it was any nicer, I get a feeling I was in Pat Boone's house.

-Aww!

Hey, Ken, I'm sure happy you came over tonight and I'm happy you brought your celeste with you.

-Oh, that was no problem at all, Dean -- my wife helped me load it on the bus.

[ Laughter ] -Joke... -Now that -- now that we're all here like this, why don't we get something going?

-Yeah, how about a couple of Christmas songs, hmm?

-Good idea.

♪ Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays ♪ ♪ 'Cause no matter how far away you roam ♪ ♪ When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze ♪ ♪ For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home ♪ -♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ -♪ And since there's no place to go ♪ ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ -♪ Well, it doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ -♪ And I've brought me some corn for poppin' ♪ -♪ Christmas tree lights aglow ♪ ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ -♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose ♪ -♪ Yuletide carols being sung by a choir ♪ ♪ And folks dressed up like Eskimos ♪ -♪ And so we're offering this simple phrase ♪ ♪ To kids from one to ninety-two ♪ ♪ Although it's been said many times, many ways ♪ ♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪ ♪♪ -♪ The sun is shining, the grass is green ♪ ♪ The orange and palm trees sway ♪ ♪ There never was such a day ♪ ♪ In Beverly Hills, L.A. ♪ ♪ But it's December the twenty-fourth ♪ ♪ And I am longing to be up north ♪ ♪♪ -♪ I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas ♪ ♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪ ♪ Where the tree tops glisten ♪ ♪ And children listen ♪ ♪ To hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas ♪ ♪ With every Christmas card I write ♪ ♪♪ ♪ May your days be merry ♪ ♪ And bright ♪ ♪ And may all your Christmases ♪ ♪ Be white ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪ ♪ Let your heart be light ♪ ♪ Next year, all our troubles will be out of sight ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪ ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪ ♪ Next year, all our troubles will be miles away ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Once again, as in olden days ♪ ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪ ♪ Faithful friends who were near to us ♪ ♪ Will be dear to us once more ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Someday soon, we all will be together ♪ ♪ If the fates allow ♪ ♪ Until then, we'll have to muddle through somehow ♪ ♪♪ ♪ So have yourself ♪ ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ ♪ Now ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ ♪ Fa la la, la la la, la la la ♪ ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ ♪♪ -♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ ♪ the everlasting light ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ ♪ Are met in thee tonight ♪ ♪ Joy to the world the Lord is come ♪ ♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪ ♪ Let ev'ry heart prepare Him room ♪ ♪ And Heav'n and nature sing, and Heav'n and nature sing ♪ ♪ And Heav'n and Heav'n and nature sing ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Silent night ♪ ♪ Holy night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ All is bright ♪ -♪ Round yon virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child ♪ ♪ Holy infant ♪ ♪ So tender and mild ♪ ♪ Sleep in Heavenly peace ♪ ♪ Sleep in Heavenly peace ♪ ♪ Silent night ♪ ♪ Holy night ♪ ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ ♪ At the sight ♪ ♪ Glories stream from Heaven afar ♪ ♪ Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia ♪ ♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪ ♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪ ♪♪ -You all know my little doll here, she walks, talks... -Merry Christmas, Mr. Martin!

-Merry Christmas to you, darling.

I want to show you some other wonderful toys that are going to make a lot of kids all over the wonderful country real happy this Christmas, 'cause all of us here are going to put these toys under a lot of Christmas trees.

-Hey, Dean?

-Yeah?

-You ever see one of these before?

[ Squeaking ] -Sure, every morning, when I look in the mirror, I see one of those!

-Hey, now look at this little darlin' here.

-Oh, yeah, she's real happy 'cause she knows the wonderful people who make all these toys have given us over $100,000 worth of toys, including a lot of dolls, just like this one to send out to our little friends all over the country.

So, Santa, you better get an empty bag 'cause we're going to fill it up for you.

And you can start by sending a lot of toys to Holy Family Institute, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

-And I hope all the boys and girls at the Hope Haven Hospital in Jacksonville, Florida, are watching because, Christmas morning, your stockings will be full too.

-And Santa Claus remembered all you boys and girls at D.J.

Neely Children's Center in Detroit, Michigan, too.

-And all your kids at the Ohio Valley Hospital in Steubenville, Ohio, you better meet Santa on the lawn, because he can't get all the toys we're sending you down that chimney.

-We're also sending a big Christmas hug along with all the toys to you kids at New England Home for Little Wanderers in Boston, Massachusetts.

-Gail, you've got some special charity for some of these toys?

-Yes, we're sending some to Children's Orthopedic Hospital in Gastonia, North Carolina.

-And to all the boys and girls at St. James Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska.

-And Nancy, don't forget the wonderful children of New York Foundling Hospital in New York City.

-And all of them at Milwaukee Children's Hospital in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

-You know, Frank, I'm, uh, I'm beginning to feel like Santa Claus.

-You should -- your eyes are the color of his suit.

-Well, what are we talking about?

There's a lot of kids waiting to be -- -I know, I know -- -Like all the wonderful ones at Children's Memorial Hospital in Chicago, Illinois.

-And how about those great little faces at Children's Hospital of Santa Rosa Medical Center in San Antonio, Texas?

-Oh, I wish I could be at St. Joseph's Orphanage in Louisville, Kentucky, to see their eyes Christmas morning.

-And don't forget the ones, the kids at the Jewish Orphans Home at Vista Del Mar in Los Angeles.

-And, Daddy, I'd like to send some to Crippled Children's Hospital in Phoenix, Arizona, and to all the boys and girls at Dawn Becker Memorial Hospital for Children in Portland, Oregon.

-And Santa Claus will be pretty popular this year, also at Children's Hospital in St. Paul, Minnesota.

-And they'll love them at Children's Wing City of Hope National Medical Center in Duarte, California.

-The Children's Asthma Research Institute and Hospital in Denver, Colorado; and Newington Hospital for Crippled Children in Newington, Connecticut.

-And we don't want to forget St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee.

Well, Jeanie, have we forgotten anything?

-No, darling, unless to tell all the boys and girls across the nation that with these gifts come our hearts.

-Well, I sure would like to stay with all you longer, but as you can see, we got a lot of gift wrapping to do if we're going to get these toys out all over the country in time for Christmas.

I just want to thank the nice folks who make these wonderful toys and for helping us say what's in our hearts to people everywhere, and to all of you watching, thanks for all your Christmas cards and letters.

And, Frank, I'm sure glad you and your family could share this Christmas show with us.

-We wouldn't have missed it, Dean, you know you're a dear friend.

-Well, merry Christmas to everyone.

-Merry Christmas, everybody.

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas!

-♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ -Merry Christmas!

-♪ It's a marshmallow world in the winter ♪ ♪ When the snow comes to cover the ground ♪ -♪ Well, it's a time for play, it's a whipped-cream day ♪ ♪ I wait for it the whole year round ♪ -♪ Those are marshmallow clouds being friendly ♪ ♪ In the arms of the evergreen tree ♪ -His socks fell.

♪ And the sun is red like a pumpkin head ♪ -♪ It's shining so your nose won't freeze ♪ -♪ Oh, the world is your snowball, see how it grows ♪ ♪ And that's how it goes whenever it snows ♪ -♪ The world is your snowball just for a song ♪ ♪ So get out and push it along ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ It's a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts ♪ ♪ You take a walk with your favorite girl ♪ ♪ It's a sugar date, what if spring is late?

♪ ♪ In winter, it's a marshmallow world ♪ -♪ It's a marshmallow world in the winter ♪ ♪ When the snow comes to cover the ground ♪